I'm the HipHop-Potamus

'cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!

haha!

I'm feeling so ill right now.
I dont know whats brought it all on!
AAGH:(

I'll put some pictures on this blog, otherwise it seems very boring!










Some oldies thrown in there!

Yo man,

There's a lot of brothers out there flakin' and perpetratin’ But scared to kick reality.

Yo Dre, you've been doing all this dope producing, you had a chance to show them what time it is...So, what you want me to do? Express yourself!

The soundtrack from Tony Pro Skater 4 is proberly one of the best soundtracks out there i'm sure!

Today was abit weird.

Had my first maths lesson with Jackie(Chan)

We did trig,

It was alright aha:)

I've had a good couple of days i think!

I taught Tom to dance abit the other day, it was hilari-arse!

Hes such a silly billy:)<3

I'm getting the feeling that something isnt quite right somewhere, I dont know whats going on.

Hmmmm,

Everyone needs to chill out abit.

Easier said than done i suppose

Anyway, food for thought!

And also, its not all about you you know?

I rekon Jimmy Carr would make an excelent Troy!

I aint sayin' shes a golddigger

Hot chocolate is better if you drink it with a straw
Why has it got a mustache?
If i exploded, what would happen to my contacts?
Would you like a free picture?
That would be £90.00 please
You've spent £53 above your tariff charge this month
PHOOWAAAARRRRR
What do you mean by 'air lock?'
Peach bum
Ooh Mark, you do look good in that kimono
We should take pole dancing classes
What is that?! Its the kit-kat. It looks like shit!
Why did you buy that? Its a finance book.

London was excelent today!:D
I'm a tired girl now!
I love our Japanese class<3

Peace!

Take off both your shoes and clothes i'll follow

Undo corkscrew drink from the half of a broken bottle
Lately we’re running out of time, aren’t we?
Smoking often and calling out our guilty pleasures
Let’s keep talking anything to stop clock watching
Lately we’re running out of time. aren’t we?
crazy for running all the time? Maybe,
Let’s forget we’re running out of time
I’m off like an aeroplane
I’m licking your postage stamp again
I’m using my right brain and I’m praying the wieght will crash
Who knew I’d come so fast?
So what if a two pump chump can’t last
But I made it to three and I foreclosed a five-minute fantasy
On a short lived flight making love on economy

Ahaha:) catchy song!
Phooowarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


I've had a good few days! Weekend was good with Eliza:) And today was good with Tom<3
He's laaaaavly:)
I have nothing gloomy to report, apart from Ellan and her group of ri-tards grating on my nerves. As always though. Whats new?
bunch of gaystacks.

Thats its really! Boring blog! P E A C E




yum!

One song, Glory. One song, before I go

Thought I might have a go,
Alrighty!


Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done/got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid -- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25


275 pounds and 10 pence. Jeez
I'm abit of a wreck haha!
ah dear!


RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER

I needed you here to be, my sunshine in London town

Oh please. Just SHUT UP
Moan moan moan moan.
Its all just hot air!
Honestly.

Stefans tonight. Not sure if i can be bothered or not:/
Pah,
I miss my friends:( i only saw them yesterday, but still. I like to chillax with them.

Japanese embassy soon. I'm stupidly excited haha!
wheeeeeeeey

Peace!



'Whats giant gaystacks doing here?'

Now i'm sitting here, sipping at my ice cold beer. Lazing on a sunny afternoon

VASSAAAP
Havent done a blog in aaaaages!
Well, I am very happy?
very tired.
Finally learnt 'belle' on the guitar, with a little help from Tom
I feel absoloutly great about us, its just like it used to be. The good times i mean
He seems pretty set on making me happy, and its worked out pretty well so far:)

The ice is being a bitch to me. I shit myself everytime i have to walk on it.
I really hate the ice
I'd rather have Robert Pattinson sing to me.
Nah not really. Id rather stick pins in my eyes.
Sweaty bastard

aaaaanywaaaaaay
My birthday soon, Gonna be bangin!
I need to think what to do!

Peace y'all!


'we are sooooo like the sex and the city girls,
which one are you Donny?'
'I aint none of 'em. I'm Donny'
'....that is such a Samantha thing to say'